Tuesday, October 25, 2005

I'm a Pittsburgh girl...

"A PITTSBURGH GIRL KNOWS JUST AS MUCH ABOUT FOOTBALL AS HER GUY FRIENDS, IN SOME CASES, EVEN MORE. SHE DRINKS BEER BECAUSE IT TASTES GOOD BUT KNOWS WHEN TO BE CLASSY AND DRINK SOMETHING MORE SOPHISTICATED. SHE OWNS A STEELER JERSEY NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS CUTE BUT BECAUSE SHE SUPPORTS HER TEAM AND UNDERSTANDS THE GAME. SHE LOVES KENNYWOOD AND ISN'T AFRAID TO ORDER CHEESE FRIES FROM THE POTATO PATCH BECAUSE, LETS FACE IT, PITTSBURGH GIRLS WEAR WINTER COATS AND SCARVES A LOT MORE THAN BIKINIS AND FLIP FLOPS. A PITTSBURGH GIRL LOVES ST. PATRICK'S DAY EVEN IF SHES NOT IRISH BECAUSE GREEN BEER IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL. PITTSBURGH GIRLS DON'T HAVE A FUNNY ACCENT. THEY JUST SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE. THE WORD YINZ IS DEAR TO HER HEART. A PITTSBURGH GIRL BLEEDS BLACK AND GOLD AND KNOWS HOW TO HAVE A GREAT TIME. SHES STYLISH AND SWEET AND NEVER TRASHY. SHE HAS A GREAT EDUCATION AND LOVES HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY. A PITTSBURGH GIRL GOES TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY HUNG OVER, ONLY TO BE LET OUT BY THE PRIEST EARLY BECAUSE THE STEELERS KICK OFF AT ONE. A PITTSBURGH GIRL MIGHT NOT LIVE BY THE BEACH BUT THE THREE RIVERS ARE JUST AS GOOD! SHE HAS SEEN ALL FOUR SEASONS AND HAS A REASON TO LOVE AND HATE EACH OF THEM. SHES THE TYPE OF GIRL YOU CAN CALL LATE AT NIGHT AND SPILL YOUR HEART OUT TO. SHES THE TYPE YOU CAN TAKE HOME TO MOM AND DAD WITHOUT WORRYING THEY WON'T LIKE HER. BECAUSE EVERYONE LOVES A PITTSBURGH GIRL. IF YOU NEED A GIRL TO TAKE TO THE GAME, SHE'LL BE THERE. IF YOU NEED A FRIEND TO HELP YOU OUT AT THE MALL, SHES THERE. IF YOU NEED A DRINKING BUDDY, SHE'LL BE THERE WITH HER IC LIGHT. SO GIVE HER A POKE IF YOU LOVE HER. SEND HER A MESSAGE AND LET HER KNOW YOU CARE. COPY AND PASTE THIS ON HER WALL TO LET HER KNOW: YOU CAN TAKE THE GIRL OUT OF PITTSBURGH BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE PITTSBURGH OUT OF THE GIRL!" I'm totally a Pittsburgh girl, and DAMN PROUD OF IT!

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